id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
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does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
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Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
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