Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
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I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
I'd cum for enchiladas.
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
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the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
Just so you know, you called at 2 last night and kept making me tell you that I loved you and then when you got home you thanked me for walking you home. Incase you forgot, I'm still about 200 miles away.
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
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