i have nine cents in my fucking bank account... not even a dime
Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
he emptied an entire bag of goldfish onto the bed and rolled around yelling the theme to jaws trying to eat them
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
I am going to tweet NASA until they put me into space
Those rocketship riding assholes need the common man
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
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