Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
Just checked my voicemails on the work phone on speaker. Thank you so much for the one of you screaming "COME FUCK ME NOWWWW!" my boss loved it ..
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
I just figured out the time exactly by how many shots and beers that I've had since this morning. I either have a terrible problem, or a great solution.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
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