Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
Heard it's your birthday. I can't send pictures, but go ahead and imagine my balls.
Listen, Pinot Grigio got me pregnant. It can get you a boyfriend.
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
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I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
Exactly how does jacking off in my purse count as a 'early christmas present'?
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
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My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
Sitting in airport bathroom. Guy walks into toilet next to me and announces "I want to apologize to the entire airport for what I'm about to do"
Hey, I took a sweater from your house. And, um, your little brother's virginity.
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
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