from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
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CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
When did we convert life to cartoon?
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
You pole danced in your parka.
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I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
Oh, cold wet seat on the 48! Are you piss? Are you the sweaty ass leavings of an obese person? Are you the spilled King Cobra from the night before? I do not know! I dare not smell to find out... Pants ruined...
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
Where's the chopping off someone's balls emoji
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
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