my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
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