Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
Masterbating to gospel music is like god cheering on your orgasm
You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
I put bits of fruit cocktail in the jello shots i made because i knew that they were gonna be the only thing we ate all day
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
We've been together for 10 months. These next 2 may be a deal breaker. He has not met the summertime version of me that is so hungover today that I cancelled a meeting with my boss right after she sent me an appreciation note saying I have great work ethic. I have her fooled.
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