dude, you're never picky with who you hook up with, have a little dignity
nah man, chicks are like pokemon, gotta catch \'em all
Did you draw a mustache on my drivers license picture??
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
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He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
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Still slightly drunk, sitting in Hyde park village. Two small children are dancing and singing "call me maybe" on the fountain in front of me. Am I hallucinating?
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
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