I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
You tried to convince our cab driver that your $2 bill was worth $11.70
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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