So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
Hey man. We haven't met but my name is Ben. I threw up a bunch at your house last night. I heard you smoke though so I'll smoke you out anytime.
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
His mom said he was in the ER and asked for prayers and positive thoughts. Apparently, me wishing the clap on him is not what she had in mind.
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
ugffhh I have work in 4 hours and have recieved zero sleep, seeing that I'm trapped in the arms of a snoring bear man. can't. breathe. lost in the forestry of his chest hair.
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