wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
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