Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
I think the fact that my first kiss is now in a porno says a lot about why my life is the way it is
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
I was doing handstands in the jail cell and crying “IM A HIGH SCHOOL TEACHER AND IT’S CHRISTMAS EEEEEVE”
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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