if you wake up with plaid pants on your floor in the morning, you made a bad decision.
the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
Stop whining I left you with whiskey
YOU LEFT ME WITH WHISKEY ALONE IN A CABIN IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE I AM GOING TO DIE.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
He's attempting to seduce me with thanksgiving-themed sexual metaphors... It's working.
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
Randomize
