David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
Apparently, I woke him up at 4AM, and yelled "you're mad because we don't have sex," while grabbing his dick. Then immediately fell back asleep, dick in hand.
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
I had a dream that I had to take a breathalyzer but then it turned out to be a bong....why can't that be real life?
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
It's a combination of amazing uncoordination, bad luck, and sheer determination to cause destruction wherever I go.
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
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