Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
I forgot to tell you about my 7:30am Sunday morning run to the local convenience store to buy condoms, a du-rag and a shot glass
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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