Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
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Sorry about last night..I didnt realize how drunk you were and when I closed the door it caused you to slam into the mirror...you'll probably piece together the puzzle when you read this and see your hand.
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
You convinced me that eggnog and rum is a great moisturizer.
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
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Nothing says "welcome to Denver" like a hot 18 year old giving you directions to the dispensary and ending up blowing you in the backseat
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
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