oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
sometimes i just want to live alone. my roommate keeps looking at me weird like hes never seen a girl eat plain salt before
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
Ignoring the crisis im in. Sitting in the front yard in a kiddie pool. Wearing arm floaties, fins and a snorkel. Waiting for a hot guy to walk by.
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would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
I got written up at work for smelling like sex and vodka. Still not sure how they put that into professional terms.
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It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
Sara can't come to the phone right now. She's currently having an in-depth conversation with a flower pot.
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
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