you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
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aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
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Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
I swear I'm going to walk in one day with you in a ballgag just masturbating feverishly
Well i can't stand the sound of my own crying
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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