Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
Would love to except that I crashed into a hearse in a funeral procession about an hour ago so I think that pretty much put an end to my day.
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
why is my forehead so bruised?
i found you outside knocking on the door with your head because you couldn't lift your arms.
So when's a good time this week to show up at your apartment in nothing but a trench coat and a bow? Y'know. Hypothetically.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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