I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
I'm drunk in f*****g wisconsin and want to kill myself.
If it's any consolation, be grateful that you're not in New Jersey.
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
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everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
i just had to wipe vomit off my fone to text you. yeah that hungover.
Then I received a text in French, that roughly translated to "all you'll ever be good for is sex on the Internet"
I think being a buddhist has made me a better drunk
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Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
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