You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
When you hit the 45 minute mark of any argument about The Flintstones, you have to realize: it's no longer you arguing, it's the cocaine arguing.
I think it's safe to say taking shots on the way to the emergency room was rock bottom. We're going to need to think of ways to top that between now and next new years eve...
He told me about how he pissed his pants last weekend like it was a normal part of conversation. Within 10 minutes I was going home with him. I think he put me under some kind of spell.
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
When you finally get laid, I shall make you a trophy out of dildos
Taco trucks are like ice cream trucks for drunk adults. They should have a mariachi tune they play super loud to bring people out of the bars for tacos.
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
So, then you thought it was a good idea to dress up like the Hamburglar, buy a bag full of McDonalds hamburgers, go to Burger King and throw them at everyone while screaming "HAMBURGLAR!". At that point there was no stopping you.
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
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