I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
I have been drinking at the bar so long today that I literally just found a spiderweb from my leg to the bar.
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
My liver is crying. And I feel like I got fingered by Edward Scissorhands. While he was wearing brass knuckles
I was just crying my tits off and he was just sitting there listening. I was an open book of embarrassing life stories.
Wine is not your friend.
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
I sat on my couch last night watching What Women Want, eating ice cream, and sobbing "why doesn't she like me?" Why was I born a man?
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
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