Yea, forget your mom. She will be home after her one night stand.
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
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Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
So I come home yesterday and my brother is like "watch this" and it turns out he's been retraining my dog to come running when u say "anal"
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Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
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