I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
I just had a dream where Bob Saget recognized me from when I hung out with him in a dream I had months ago.
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
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I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
What wine did you feed Jack? Might not want to waste the good stuff on kitties. Kitties only get box wine.
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things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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