They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
I don't know where my bra went.
Welll you ran into the street, took it off and yelled "I'm a free woman!". And then you threw it at some homeless guy.
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
I thought you were single?
I am. But thats cuz no one wants to marry shame and regret doused in tequila. But thanks for reminding me ya dick.
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
Know what was probably a bad idea? Using white wine as a mixer for vodka.
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
In that case, if you come anywhere near my house you can expect to be chased down various streets by a half naked me wielding a baseball bat. No, I am not giving you my address.
Why so serious bruh
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
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