I'm really into asian looking animals
If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
Kirsten Dunst is sitting next to me in a bar in NYC
Tell her I want my money back for Elizabethtown.
yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
I have more bruises, scratches, and overall soreness from my birthday weekend than my car accident.
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
and then I drunkenly screamed, "you can ride that Uber all the way to revenge city!"
which was funny until I realized I paid for my enemy's cab to go fuck my ex
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
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