whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
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