No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
You might be at the point of severe desperation when you gotta hold the two pieces of your broken vibrator together just to get off.
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
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