Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
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I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
The investigator asked if we were sharing a pitcher of margaritas. I corrected him and explained that we each had our own.
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
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Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
Hey, I left a taco in your dishwasher.
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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