Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
They found an open window, climbed through and proceeded to arrest half the party. These campus cops are like fucking ninjas.
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
Cops busted the party. A kid dressed as a dinosaur tried to crawl out the bathroom window but his tail got stuck. It took 3 cops to pry him out.
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
I sat on my couch last night watching What Women Want, eating ice cream, and sobbing "why doesn't she like me?" Why was I born a man?
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
Um, just removed my insulin from the fridge so that I could fit our case in there. Tell me, who has their priorities straight? THIS GIRL.
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
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