UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
lets start a swedish sibling band together
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
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His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
He appeared on my 7th floor fire escape and sang to me and jimmy through the window when we fucked. He's like a drunken mix of Sinatra and Spiderman.
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They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
It is becoming increasingly more likely that my entire halloween costume will be entirely composed of borrowed clothing from the two girls I'm hooking up
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
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