it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
I haven't worn deodorant in like three days and have been laying around in my underwear listening to music and drinking. I think i've made my own Bonnaroo in my apartment.
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
I'm calling into work tomorrow for day drinking and kitten shopping. Totally legitimate.
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
I miss using glorious as an adjective. I'm gonna start doing that again. And I'm gonna try to get cuntatrosphe in there some more, too.
Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
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