Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
i felt like we were having sex on ultimate fighter, and people on the outside kept yelling ELBOW ELBOW! KNEES KNEES!
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
almost dropped my phone in the toilet but it somehow bounced off my tit and landed on the floor. Boobs: saving me hundreds of dollars in bar tabs and smartphones since '09
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
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