That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
Just had sex with a girl from Italy. The only english she knew was Obama campaign slogans. Her screaming, "Yes we can!" as I was railing her not only turned me on but allowed my neighbors to know it was consentual.
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
My mom just woke me up with a cowboy hat and sunglasses on. It's 7 am and she's drunk.
try to milk me bitch
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