He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
I have a running excel spreadsheet detailing the number of shots in a night and subsequent ability to masturbate
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
God and karma are having a fucking field day with my body today.
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
He literally asked permission to hit on me
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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