she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
I don't need this shit right now. I just woke up covered in pistachios
I wasn't that drunk.
You were calling my cat 'Simba' and holding him up in the air.
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
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