Lesson learned: don't hide your vodka in your little brothers toy box.
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
I'm 99.9% sure the people upstairs are using walki-talkies to talk to each other across the room. Too high for this shit
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
Apparently mr clean magic erasers don't clean blood off the ceiling
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
He held my hair back for me while i vomited in my driveway last night and i repayed him by farting mid-heave.
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
Happy 4 year arrest-aversary! I promise no thanksgiving has been as eventful as that one haha..
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
For future reference: When the bouncer is approaching you to remove you from his bar, you don't respond by taking off your pants.
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
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