I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
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