Don't you send me to vm
Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
Like all of my pajamas are shirts of guys I shacked with in college
i'm so hungover...i might vomit in a handbag instead of selling them
I'm going to kill the bastard that switches my hot hookups from the previous night with ugly chicks
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
I’ll call you in a minute. Trying to book an AirBnB so I can finally bang the yummy guy from yoga
Your downward dog is going to rock his cock. I’m jealous
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