So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
i have your red jacket for some reason. and a good deal of shame and embarasment. note to self, wear underwear when you wear a dress. also, i was electrocuted last night. dont ask how.
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
He wanted a handjob during a John Wayne movie. I just couldn't find it in my heart to disrespect that man. John Wayne that is.
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
So I vaguely remember making out with you this morning, I think you were on a date?
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
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