I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
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We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
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