It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
We talked him into tasing himself.
Seriously. What did you do to me. You have a monstercoooooock.
I can't believe I just typed monstercoooooock. Twice.
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
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