She gives me Chlamydia and somehow I'm still the asshole
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
There is a guy down by the river wearing a zebra print speedo and a sombrero, with a beer in each hand, screaming "This is America bitches!"
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