you turned your livingroom into a bong?
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
Dear female. Happy valentines day. If you have not had the pleasure of making love to me, please do not fret, I will get around to it soon enough. If you indeed have made love to me, then bravo, wasn't that grand! Perhaps we should do it again? Regardless, have a good day. This has been a public service announcement. Rock on.
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
I'm currently on an epic search all over the city for a drug store that isn't sold out of Plan B. I celebrated your birthday from afar.
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
It's less than a hour into 2020 and I already want to punch some people in the face
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