can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
Im starting to think including a smiley face in texts may or may not be a code for 'lets have sex'
Im going to research this theory. . .
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
After being his wingman last night, I've decided I will never talk about becoming a lesbian ever again. Picking up chicks is way too hard.
No more morning sex. Just for once, my vagina would like to go to work bone-dry and bone-free.
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
I made out with the hosts' boyfriend, infront of her, drank way too much, slept in my car and convinced everyone that I'm really a nice person. If that's not skilled lying, I don't know what is.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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