I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
I'm at the casino and some dude apparently has money in an entire row of slot machines. Its like watching a really intense adult version of wack a mole
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
she says she's going to shake me awake in 15min intervals if I pass out
this was your mom?
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
I'm at work. It's margarita night. Someone literally just shouted "MURICUH!"
God bless us, everyone.
Back of his car in the Starbucks parking lot WITH HIS APRON STILL ON. Check and Mate.
Holy shit. You won barista bingo AND the Triple Crown in one day.
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
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