Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
Level of drunkenness: just now when I sat down on the toilet, I had to double check to make sure I wasn't sitting on somebody's lap.
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
I woke up under a house in Key West
It's less than a hour into 2020 and I already want to punch some people in the face
Randomize
