i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
Dear America, sometimes I miss your Everclear and its consequences.
Someone just walked into the bar with a pillow
I don't know whether to judge him or give him a high five
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
after you left he started opening his bottles by smashing the neck against the edge of the fireplace and pouring beer into his mouth. it was about the manliest thing ive ever seen. its probably how lumberjacks open their beers... if they didnt have their axes handy.
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
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