fuck the hobbit
what about unicorns?
fuck those pointy horses
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
Ps, did you know if you google "drunk jenga", you're the first image that shows up?
Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement.
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
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