You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
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Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
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I'm on tinder and every time somebody says something too creepy for me I start quoting scripture at them. My boobs are like missionaries.
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
I bought two pregnancy tests and a cosmopolitan magazine at 4am... I told the cashier "dont judge me, ur not God"
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