i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
Randomize
