O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
Holy walk of shame. Fuck someone's house. I walked past a family eating their free continental breakfast wearing yesterday's makeup
I legit had a 15 minute convo about dinosaurs with a guy at the bar last night cuz he was wearing a jurassic park shirt
Why is there soup literally in every orifice of my body?
preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
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