How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
Just woke up. First thing I see: Little brother eating last night's jello shots thinking they're reg jello.
I farted on Jack's balls last night. He got pissed and walked away cause he knew it was on purpose. I couldn't hold it in anymore.
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
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I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
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I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
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