like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
I feel bad for the cleaning lady. All you can smell is latex and Jaegermeister
Sometimes crazy just comes naturally. I don't need booze to say that on occasion I feel the need to rip off my asshole and throw it against the fridge to see if it sticks.
Why are you awake at 6am and liking photos from rando Russian chicks on Instagram?
I thought my dog was a polar bear. I kept asking how the north pole was this time of year.
I feel like a pet sloth would complement my lifestyle.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
She’s the kind of asshole whose face I want to put on a T-shirt just so I can go outside and burn it.
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