Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
the reason why you were crawling on your hands and knees from room to room last night was because you thought the ceiling fans were chasing you...
that makes sense.
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
Last night I ate parmesan cheese straight out of the container while watching Chelsea Lately. Look at what happens to me when you leave.
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
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