That's intense
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.
on a brighter note, the strip club found my atm card
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
Gay?
German.
Pity.
Don't try to butter me sideways
That is without a doubt the most Southern thing you have ever said.
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